in honor of my nemesis
stop me if you've heard this one before

2 kids are introduced to their new imam
imam: what's your name?
kid1: yaseen
imam: mashAllah what a nice name. do you know how to recite yaseen?
[kid1 recites yaseen]
imam: Allah hu Akbar. that was beautiful
[imam turns to kid2]
imam: and what is your name?
kid2: taha...but they call me kauthar for short