today's lesson on life is about kids who are too cool for school. now to be a kid who's too cool for school you can actually be attending school and still be considered that. a kid who's too cool for school will usually be wearing all black but not the all black you see on goth kids but this is the all black where he's wearing a tight shirt which can be black, blue or white but with black jeans. a kid who's too cool for school doesn't know what blue jeans look like. oh and also, the kid has enough gel in his hair to keep it concealed from any outside tampering be it wind, water or somebody's hand. or in some extreme cases his own hands. this kid is usually standing with one other kid who is also too cool for school. they are equally too cool for school. if one happens to be not as too cool for school then he is either in the passenger seat or sitting while the kid who is such is standing and/or driving. this too cool for school persona is reflected in the kids' bad grades too. oh and their parents have and will be paying for everything regardless of the fact that they are above and beyond supporting age. and by that i mean 35. i set that limit in case i end up in school for that long because hopefully i will never be too cool for school. with that said, what have we learned today kids?