garden gnomes are weird. not weird good. but weird you're creepin' me out man. i don't care what time it is. those grotesque features can't be cute in the day time. scary little buggers at any time of the night even. i don't know why people like them. i can't bring myself to even acknowledge why people would voluntarily make that purchase *shudder* [if you guys knew how i yelled everything i just wrote in my head it would have been a way more enjoyable post]