funny story about the color purple. not the movie. just the color. back in the day when we was young. much younger than today. my younger brother, broheme, and i made up ways to make fun of my younger sister, hbiddy. and by fun of i mean to make her cry. one of them was...only fat people wear purple. we only said it because she was wearing purple that day. by chance every fat person we pointed out was wearing purple that day. it served the purpose of making her cry. over the years we pushed the joke further and cemented the saying. making it impossible for that person to wear purple in order to avoid ridicule. i need to be wearing purple after what i committed this weekend