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Do you like Lapsang Souchong?
what advice would you give to someone who wants to rip the throat out of a woman who double parks and blocks me . . . i mean . . . someone else in and when someone honks to get out, the woman just casually saunters by with her child and takes the offensive by saying "i wuz pickin' up mah kid! do YOU have a kid to pick up?"
dear epoppie,
after finding out that lapsang souchong is not a band i decided i probably don't. i'll tell you why. i'm not really a tea fan. you might raise your eyebrow at that. or maybe both eyebrows at that seeing that my nickname is chai but let me clear it up for you. my nickname chai is a shortened version of chai over dose. i adopted chaiOD as my nickname when i first made my debute in the online world in 1993. this was a recommendation by my younger brother, broheme, who will always demand and who i will always give credit to for being so innovative. pakistani people as a whole love their chai and if you're ever caught in a chai making ceremony you'll feel like you've over dosed on it without taking a sip. so any amount of tea is an amount too much. i do make exceptions for green tea and kashmiri chai [sweet, not salty]. i'll be here answering questions for a while so you come back when you feel good and ready, ya heard?
peace
dearest baji,
i would advise you to first honk really loud as the woman passed by to take your chances at scaring her. second, if time permitted, you could yell something malicious like "i don't but i'll make sure i won't seeing that there are chances the kid could be THAT ugly!" third, i would point at her and make a menacing gesture much like i'm shooting her or slitting her throat. last, for good measure and humor, i might even show her a thumbs down sign. i hope this helps! meanwhile, drive safe and buckle up! you know where to find me.
peace
hahahahhahahahaa chai you're ridiculous! and that's why we're still friends. well.. e-buddies. well.. fake friends. well... *thumbs down*
thank you, chai; your advice was appropriate and served to lighten my mood. i especially like the innovative 'thumbs down' technicque and plan to employ that frequently henceforth.
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