i came here with sub z who i've dubbed smalls [and from now until she is renamed again she will be known as smalls] and i'm staying with my cousin and her husband. they have a servant. his name is jumman. because he was born on a jummah. my cousin's husband calls for jumman in the funniest way. he almost says it in that tone that you would say umma you're in trubbul [trouble] in. it's hilarious. why i write about it? partly because it makes me laugh every time. mostly because i can.